Feed Me
Jessica. USA. 17.
I don't know what I'm doing here either.

napoleonshaircut:

microsoft word just autocorrected beyonce into beyoncé 

this is the definition of power and status

49 minutes ago with 178,800 notes

besieged:

if i had a dollar for every time an adult asked me about college then i’d have enough money to pay for college

1 hour ago with 125,934 notes
dont-kill-the-kennedys:

wereyoufullyawareofthisgaming:

me when i miss my flight

How in the heavens is that a failed stunt jump

nicksbooty:

  • dont make fun of people who believe or practice in any spirituality
  • dont make fun of people who believe in ghosts/demons/spirits/etc.
  • dont make fun of people who believe in extraterrestrial beings
  • their beliefs arent harming you in the least why the fuck would you mock someone for what they believe in what kind of fucking scumbag are you
4 hours ago with 6,459 notes
ghostgirlninja1122:

superwholocked-in-albion:

jeankd:

thegoddamazon:

The most important line in the whole damn song. MESSAGE.

The only historically accurate line in the whole film. 

excuse u


it got better

bagmilk:

when your waiter comes out with food but it’s for another table

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4 hours ago with 168,573 notes

howlsmoving-asshole:

howllor:

oh my godddddd there is a new swedish reality tv show where they are tracking down internet trolls and confronting them about the death threats they’ve sent to people, since it’s actually illegal.

watching them try to explain how it’s not them is the best entertainment i’ve ever seen.

this episode ended with them fining him 5000 SEK to be paid to the victim!

guess what America should do

4 hours ago with 25,766 notes
upgraders:

unclefather:

this is what our tax dollars pay for

good
meanplastic:

One Direction - Midnight Memories
terrakion:

CUBED FRUIT I CANT FUCKING BREATHE